ashtonshugedick:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

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rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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actionables:

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

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daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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robert-winchester-novak:

geometricdeathtrap:


so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door

robert-winchester-novak:

geometricdeathtrap:

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door

(via tessafae)


dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

(via sassyprincessdiva)


suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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mammamoon:

so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

(via sassyprincessdiva)


morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.

(via flanderamander)